Night shift. One rack. Everything wants it offline.
RACK 100%
UPTIME 0:00
WAVE 1
PATCHED 0
LV 1
COFFEE 0s
WINDOWS UPDATE
DASH
RACK PANIC
You are the lone sysadmin on night shift. Threats stream in from the dark to take your homelab rack offline. Your patch-cannon auto-fires at the nearest threat — your job is positioning.
Move: WASD / arrows (or left thumb stick) Dash: Space (or DASH button) Grab the blue patches enemies drop to level up and pick an upgrade. Brutes sometimes drop coffee — 8 seconds of faster everything. Survive the Windows Update boss every 5 waves.
Built with the Claude Code Game Studios workflow — creative-director, game-designer, gameplay-programmer, qa-lead — at minimal rigor.
PATCH WINDOW OPEN
Pick one upgrade. The threats are not waiting politely.